Maha Kali Spiritual Academy

Be Initiated Into A Higher Level Of Spiritual Awareness And Claim Your Personal Spiritual Abilities.

Ongoing Training and Support on Jumpstarting Your Personal Shakti, Mantras, Rituals, Protection and Divination to Help You Connect with the Divine Mother Kali and Create The Life You Want.

This academy is for you if:

  1. You want to change your life.
  2. You have total faith in Kali Ma.
  3. You want to receive guidance from Kali Ma.
  4. You want to work with Ma Kali to create the life you want.
  5. You are committed to improving your existence in this life and bettering your karma.

This academy is not for you if:

  1. You're not committed.
  2. If you have prior commitments to village/guardian deities and are looking to replace them. The fact is, you will need to continue to honor them.
  3. If you are not willing to invest in yourself both spiritually and financially. Those who have issues to fix will want to follow the rituals listed, and those rituals require offerings. Learning divination requires tools. Daily meditation requires alter supplies and limes.

100% Privacy (if you do your part):

I'll be frank, at the end of the sadhana, you'll have accessed the power to make your intentions a reality. With the proceeding training materials, you'll learn how to petition for those intentions to become a reality.

This means that if you want someone to love you or you want to hurt someone, you will be able to through the power or prayer, rituals, and meditation. (I hope you choose not to.)

Names have POWER.

That being said, because the members of this academy will definitely need support, a Private Facebook group will be the best option. To keep your identity private and therefore protect yourself, I would like you to sign up for a gmail email address and a Facebook account, using a fake name and fake photo.

This way we can all stay connected, everyone is supported and no one fears being subjugated to someone else's will.

Here's a break-down of everything you'll learn

Fundamental Lessons

Fundamentals

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  • Forms of Kali Ma
  • The purpose of mantras
  • The purpose of offerings
  • The purpose of divination (communicating with Kali Ma)
  • The purpose of fasting
  • How kali worship is used for good and evil
  • Setting up your alter
    • space clearing
    • location
    • tools/supplies
  • Required protection mantra and steps before doing anything spiritual.

40 Day Sadhana

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This is your daily practice for 40 mornings. It's a requirement. Without this, this training will not work for you. You are not required to "fast" for the 40 days however you are required to go to bed at midnight and wake up early in the morning and complete your sadhana before breaking your fast . It can take anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes, based on how you tweak what you learn, each morning. Small price to pay to change your life. It is suggested that you make this sadhana a part of your everyday life as it will increase your connection to Ma Kali and your personal shakti/power.

Mantras and Meditation

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  • How to properly chant a mantra
  • Mantras, pronunciation and uses
  • Chakras Part 1
  • Chakras Cleanse Meditation

Kundalini Jumpstart

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For you to succeed with this part of the training, you must join the Private Facebook Group (mentioned at the end of this page). Support is integral to your success. This is a required facet of the Academy. You can not go further in your training without it.

  • Why you need to connect with your own shakti
  • The tools you will need
  • Chakras Part 2
  • The process
  • Q and A

Ongoing Lessons

Rituals

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  • How rituals work
  • The importance of invoking Lord Ganesh

Rituals:

  • To create/attract X (a better job, a better home, a better relationship, a stronger relationship, for guidance on an issue)
  • To remove curses
  • To improve health
  • For Protection
  • Full Moon Rituals for Abundance

Divination

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  • types of divination
  • the divination alter
  • the tools you will need
  • divination using oracle cards training

Talismans

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  • tools/supplies
  • herbs
  • mini ritual for blessing

Monthly Access

I've learned that maintaining an online course requires money. There is no free way around it. At the same time, supporting academy members requires a time investment that would cause me to invest myself daily. There's no "set-it-and-forget-it" and there is so many hours in a day, that said, I too need to create the life I want so I must charge as any other professor would.

The academy membership will be charged at a monthly rate. You may cancel anytime. There is no refund for previous fees paid.

This is meant to be more than an online course, it's meant to be support and training for a community of Kali devotees.

Founding Members Price $33.60/month ($1.12 per day)

This price will only be available for a limited time. Then the price will double. To be notified of when the program launches, please sign up below. Remember: To keep your identity private and therefore protect yourself, I would like you to sign up for a gmail email address and a Facebook account, using a fake name and fake photo. Use that new gmail address when signing up. When the program launches, your billing info will be kept private by the credit card processor, even from me.

The Most Powerful Spiritual Training For Connecting With The Divine Kali Ma And Taking Control Of Your Spiritual and Material Existence.

At a time when I felt lost I was lucky to meet Sati through a friend's recommendation. Sati helped me to find my connection to Mother Kali and to access my own abilities to gain guidance from Ma on anything and everything. Her coaching truly changed my life.

Shivani R. Kali Devotee, 49 years old, Trinidad and Tobago

I do not have a sad story for you. My life was good. Office on Wall St. with a good salary. Wonderful girlfriend, nice apartment. Since coaching with Sati, my life is great. I still have all the material things, but now, I also have awareness and understanding of so much more. It has changed my life.

Basdeo N. Kali Devotee, 36 years old, NYC

I have been a Kali Devotee for quite some years. Many times I stood in Kali temple and struggled to feel my power. Mother said I would be her marlo, I would have to dance for her. Master said to me that I must let the power take me, that I need to relax, I need to let go. I tried. I stood and prayed but all I ever felt was a slight tingling across my back. One day during service, Sati came over to speak to me, she said she could see I was struggling and asked if I would be willing to take some advice from her. I was desperate and ready for anything. Since she was a marlo herself, I was sure she could help. After 3 weeks of her guidance via text message and occasional calls, I finally started dancing in temple. She helped me to jumpstart my shakti. I'm now confidently working towards being a marlo.

Neil N. Kali Devotee, 27 years old, NYC

I have never met Sati personally, but she saved my marriage and is the best sister someone can ask for. I was having marital problems. I went to local religious gurus and they said my husband was possessed. Sati took one look at his photo and told me that instead of helping me, she chooses to help him. Since his business was failing and he was desperate for new construction contracts, he agreed. She changed his life. He was not possessed. He was denying his ancestral responsibilities to a specific deity. Two weeks after she placed him on a daily sadhana to his family deity, I realized that he and I were not fighting anymore. After 6 weeks of training from Sati, he conducted his own puja and continued daily prayer and within a couple of weeks, work was coming in steadily. It's been 18 months since I first came across Sati and I must tell you, she is amazing. She teaches you to do for yourself, which is much better than paying others thousands to do for you.

Melissa E. Kali Devotee, 39 years old, South Africa

FAQ

Who is Sati Maloo?

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Sati is your bootcamp sergeant. She is teaching this training to help you be the best you possible and to be self sufficient. She deeply believes in the saying "God helps those who help themselves" and her goal is to teach you to help yourself spiritually so you can attract the blessings to create the life you want. To learn more about Sati, please read her about page. 

Is there Money Back Guarantee Refunds available?

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This is a good question. But what is it that I can guarantee? Whether or not you excel is based on your commitment. I can not measure your commitment, only you can. Only you can promise yourself that you will make this happen. All I do is provide the training and group support.I can guarantee you that you'll get the best training I can possible give you in written form.

There are no refunds available since I'm providing info in a digital form that you can not "return" for a refund.

Will I be able to "voodoo" people?

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In any religion, prayer is a powerful thing. Rituals are a powerful thing. It's up to you to choose whether to use these tools to do good or bad.

Founding Members Price $33.60/month ($1.12 per day)

This price will only be available for a limited time. Then the price will double. To be notified of when the program launches, please sign up below. Remember: To keep your identity private and therefore protect yourself, I would like you to sign up for a gmail email address and a Facebook account, using a fake name and fake photo. Use that new gmail address when signing up. When the program launches, your billing info will be kept private by the credit card processor, even from me.